Bow Before Your Master!

I saw this over at Grau's and he got it from Tammi's. So I thought, oh what the hell. My Minions already think I'm evil, lets see how this would work. So I clicked on this link and answered a few quick questions.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, frightened by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy United Nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.


It's like a dream come true... NOW BOW AND SERVE YOUR DARK OVERLORD! What? It's only a joke? You mean it didn't happen? Crap, that means I have to release the hippies from the basement doesn't it?