Damn fine art!

Last night my buddies Grau and Littlejoe took me out for some much needed "out of the house" time. We went to dinner, but afterwards we were really stuck on what to do. There wasn't a movie the three of us could agree on, and there wasn't a bar in town that any of us knew that was not a dance club or played their music so loudly you can't hear yourself think. So we ended up deciding to head to one of our local gentleman's clubs just to expose our selves to experience some of the local culture. Well as a bonus surprise to us, it seems that we picked a fine night to take in some culture. For there was a lot of "Art" going on. Now, when I say "Art" I'm talking about the actual or simulated love between two women, like this. (Warning, link may not be work safe, however there is no nudity on this page) There were only two "artists" in the building that didn't do anything for me, and there were many female patrons in the place that were extremely do-able very attractive. Needless to say we had a very good time, we took in a lot of culture, saw many different acts of performance art, and good time was had by all. Last night was the best idea Grau ever had, the only down side is that since it was a spur of the moment decision, we didn't have enough money to support the arts. We decided that the National Endowment for the Arts should really look into giving these girls performers grants.

So to all you performance artists in gentleman's clubs across America, We salute you!